One marvelous January day, the sun was shining and the birds singing their beautiful tunes, the sun was beginning to set and you could here the faint cries of a newborn baby. his name was Robert Mills. He would one day grow up to save the Earth
throughout the years, he has been heavily influenced by his favorite superhero, her name…. was TehLibby. she taught the young Robert Mills in the way of her mysterious powers. as he grew in age and knowledge, he began to gain the approval of the miraculous TehLibby. TehLibby was so intrigued by the amount that Robert Mills had achieved that she proclaimed that he would one day replace her in the role of “Bestestest Super Deh Duper Hero In Da World.”
Robert Mills had much to live up to as he followed in the magnificent TehLibby’s footsteps. he aspired to one day be as great as TehLibby.
One sad September day, TehLibby discovered that she had contracted ponyism. ponyism is a crippling disease that vampirical ponies give off when they bite you. Robert had gone to visit her in the hospital and the sickly yet still magnificent TehLibby proclaimed to Robert Mills that he would have to replace her in the duty of “Bestestest Super Deh Duper Hero In Da World.” and that his new superhero name would be “TehRoberto.”
after a countless number of years fighting crime under the title of TehRoberto, a new enemy arose that would challenge TehRoberto’s will to survive. this enemy’s name was ChrisTehStoopid.
ChrisTehStoopid hit TehRoberto and TehRoberto slapped ChrisTehStoopid and ChrisTehStoopid died